Three imperial edicts
by Sean Haugh
This is something written for Praxis for the People, briefly a neat Green zine from Asheville NC, five years ago this month:
The question is fascinating, “if (I could) pass any three pieces of legislation, without having to worry about the approval of Congress, what would they be?” I always associate legislation specifically with congress or the general assembly. I can relieve that contradiction by framing my answers not as legislation, but rather as executive orders, or even better, edicts.
So, as the Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico (my preferred title, after Emperor Norton), here are my first three proclamations:
1) I would abolish marriage licenses. To me, that’s the most offensive thing government does (short of killing people). At its root, it’s nothing but a state license to love - I am outraged, that they would think for a moment this is any of their business. Who and how people choose to love, well, I can hardly imagine a more personal matter. The marriage license is the lynchpin in government’s ability to define the family. The world would be a much happier place if families could simply define themselves.
In a previous article, I advanced the notion that, “The key to winning elections is simply working harder. Get out and meet your neighbors, develop a record of community activism, and learn how to deflect any attack and stay on message.”